Your Afterthought




Alright, so you’ve found the perfect Afterthought for that special friend or co-worker. Now it’s time to inject some personal charm into it. We’ll get you started with a heartfelt greeting that fits the mood. All you have to do is “fill in the blank” with your own witty descriptions. (And if you need help, simply call on our random text generator.)



Your friends, family and   want you to be happy. But we want to be happy, too.

We’ve heard your excuses for not getting a job. We’ve listened to your   stories. And we’ve paid for your  .

Consider this your unemployment intervention. If you don’t start looking for a job, we’ll finally  .

Good Luck! (And no pressure...)




If you haven’t heard of us, we admit it hurts a little. But we’re already over it.

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Here are some recent Afterthoughts that struck the right nerve, at least for us.


It’s OK not to work... if you’re a baby, royalty or retired.


No one will call you a quitter... because you got fired.



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